astrotheology:

"Have you fantasized about killing me?"

"Yes."

"How would you do it?"

nbchannibal:

A starling? Quiet sheep?

*skeptically glares at Bryan Fuller*

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

falloutboyonboy:

"i dont headcanon that character as queer"

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filmesss:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004

filmesss:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

"photoshop fucking hates me"
— every single person on the earth who ever used photoshop (via princekristof)
strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

controlyourface:

Rust Cohle’s morning routine. (X)

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

"I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance."

Queen Elizabeth II about the song Dancing Queen (x)

(via beggars-opera)