"Have you fantasized about killing me?"
"How would you do it?"
A starling? Quiet sheep?
*skeptically glares at Bryan Fuller*
if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself
why are you going to wash squirrels
someone has to
"i dont headcanon that character as queer"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004
Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient